itakeitalltoheart:

feyminism:

#me when i’m a parent 

HIS FACE IS SO SQUISHY. I CAN’T HANDLE THE CUTENESS.

BABY ROCKTARD

(Source: blogtard)

catswithbenefits:

the first caterpillar to turn into a butterfly must of been like YOOOOOOOOO

(via itakeitalltoheart)

absentmindedgod:

are we human or are we stoned

LOL

I’m high and I’m eating beef stew. This is so perfect

best-of-funny:

thedramaticsneeze:

hoshigumayuugi:

i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early

YOU  PUT THIS IN WORDS

X

Working sucks but there was this really nice guy and I appreciated him being really kind and not having an accent

48x18:

I hate having silly amounts of money and no girlfriend, idk what to buy. Someone let me spoil them.

I wish I had more money.

(Source: icanread, via hellojosiekitty)

roxytherepublican:

whoneedsfeminism:

I need feminism because I should be allowed to wear a t-shirt with a female artist on without being called a “lesbian.”

I’ve never had this happen to me or even heard of this happening to anybody else.

You don’t need “feminism” you need to stop giving a fuck what some idiot has to say ABOUT. A. SHIRT.

I’m literally my own best friend like I have inside jokes with myself and sometimes I’ll think something funny and start laughing out loud at how funny I am

(Source: eyeslikestyles, via bongarianne)